A Yam Yam's view of The Mud Bath Rally 2012



on to our second rally this year we got a personal invite to the RBL mudbath rally startin with the friday we showed up about seven a few of the sals was there already gettin merry chris was dancin around with his long johns on flashin at lainy agen even though it was that cold he would have to find it to have a wee then after havin a few laughs in the tent we went to the club house for the night it was supposed to be a quiet night there wor any bands on just music but we danced the night away anyway as the night went on the beer went down the noise went up we was put in a corner of the field all on our own an only us was singin till the early hours the quiet was broke we all went to bed leavin only one standin loopy lainy all on her own

teach day get out of the way quick enough so mags could have a wee an ended up very wet

now on to saturday all feelin a bit ruff chillin out time in the tent till about twelve snorz was the first one to pop a can of beer open then day stop a few more of our club members showed up to join the fun we went for some grub from the food stall which was great they done cakes the thing u need after a skin full maggie had an unfortunate event were teach day get out of the way quick enough so mags could have a wee an ended up very wet tryin to wipe her trousers dry but just made it worse then after partyin an freezin we went down to watch the band they was really good i got a new name goth lady there was a few people in fancy dress couse it was a star wars theme karen was princess lia an chris was a jedi we all ended up with karens wig on teach won best bike an we never heard the last ov it all night chris ended up bein ill outside what a waste of beer after the band had finished we went back to the tent to sing some more maggie had to put lainy to bed agen

she thought it was water she put it in the cups gave it to the kids she took a big gulp realisin it war water it was vodka she fed the kids luckily they day have any

then sunday a couple ov us cor hack the beer an went um light waights ali an sarah day want to miss out so they come back after talkin to teach we found out he is an order collectin teddy bears andy made himself ill after tellin the story about the snot ball we went to watch the silly games an ended up playin in em andy tetley dave an snorz was hoppin round chasein each other with balloons tied to their ankles each other had to burst the other balloons andy puttin his leg up in the air so they day get his but snorz won that one then the girls turn taz trace maggie an carmen had ago trace an carmen had to get as many cloths of other people to put on maggie an taz they looked like they was gonna to fall over then there was me they talked me into doin a game but realise it was the eatin game me an gaz was at the table gaz chickened out after the first plate which was noodles i won the second plate come out it was ox tail won the bloke said there was still meat on it i said no there ay he day argue the last one was food in a nappy that they nicked the idea from us it was horrible but i done it they had to give it to one ov the RBL guys though because our club won all the others the band played a mixture ov songe includin the tim walp iv never saw so many big bikers dancin to it then went back to the tent for the last time we day stay long we was all partyed out got up the next mornin to pack thing up maggie had the brew on for us an the kids she sat there boilin water for ages well she thought it was water she put it in the cups gave it to the kids she took a big gulp realisin it war water it was vodka she fed the kids luckily they day have any maggie needs to go back blond i think but i think the smell went to liams head cause we come runnin over sayin i just stroke a powney he was dead excited after all that we was glad to pack up say our good bys an gew um

a big thank you to the RBL for a great weekend agen cor wait to next year

Psycho Kerry


No apologies from me for putting this up here just the way it arrived at my computer. It took ages for me to work it all out, too! - Wigan Paul.


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